My promise to my children

My promise to my children quote
My promise to my children - as along as I live - I am your Parent 1st - your Friend 2nd. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed, because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do! If you don't hate me once in your life - I am not doing my job properly.